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Chaotic Neutral Projects


Your one-stop, full-service, client-first solution for effectively maximizing cross-purpose synergy.

With us, disruption is a thing of the past.

Our expertise

Maximizing cross-purpose synergy

Deep Dives


18% W-o-W native growth in departmental personnel hybridity


25% net gains for C-suite stakeholders achieving architectural parity


19.436% annualized reduction* in asynchronous red flags during peak arbitrage seasons (*social only)


Thoughtful real-time organizational deployment in adaptive-digital environments

Uptick-oriented deliverables that arrive day-one without capitulating to the industry-standard jargonized obfuscation.

Who We Are

We are a results-oriented family of forward-thinking storytellers with a proven track record of setting new standards in upward revenue-stream dynamics.
Jeff Koyen

Jeff KoyenCEO

"Our north star is you."

Lenore James

Lenore JamesNinja

"Work-life balance is for weaklings."

Shepard Burgess

Shepard BurgessGuru

"Let's shep some product today."

Logan Kennedy

Logan KennedyMaven

"Time sheets, everyone!"

Rely on our 34 team-years of experience manipulating ISO/IEC 8859 data on the most advanced alphanumeric inputtable devices.

Our Values


We excel at hitting the ground running by leveraging a bold, unique scorch-the-earth policy.


Our exclusive learnings reveal in-depth, extrapolated interpolations of multi-dimensional datasets.


Autonomous dependencies yield only the most robust metrics and truly semantic analyses.


A proven history of content-driven footing means more efficient supply chains from the concepting stage — and beyond.

Let us take ownership of implementations that transform innovation at the most granular level. We always keep the eye on the ball for you, and we always net-out in the win column.

Our portfolio

What Our Clients Say

I've never seen such highly optimized KPIs reach escape velocity with so much positive energy. These guys really know their way around a proactivity worksheet. They're just that good.

Fred Masters Equitable Innovation Proteins, Inc.

My catalyzation rate has never been higher, and it's all thanks to Chaotic Neutral's laser-focused skillsets. Without them, I'd still be looking at my industry with a 10,000-foot view. And everyone knows what that means — no more programmatic conversion attributes!

Marissa Lehrer
Marissa Lehrer Dynamo Arcologies

This talent pod is at the vanguard of road-mapping revenue-strong visions that dovetail efficiently with the output I need from my own team — both owned, earned and paid. And they do it without the amateur-hour buzzwords.

James McCantry
James McCantry Subway Franchise #4072, Plattsburgh NY

When you're in this business, straight talk can be difficult to commandeer, not to mention ascertain and categorize. I'm very pleased to have partnered with these thought leaders.

Ajal Jodusi Yangi
Ajal Jodusi Yangi UAE EXP & UTI, Ltd.

I thought my team was a results-oriented family of forward-thinking storytellers with a proven track record of setting new standards in upward revenue-stream dynamics. Then I met these guys. Just, wow.

Kathy Li
Kathy Li

To visualize success, one must first rebound from inopportune redundancies. That's what I learned from this activation.

Irvine Ishiguro
Irvine Ishiguro International Business Nation Intelligence Reportage & Detailing, Ltd.

We are eager to optimize your flow-through, mobilize your lookalike constructs and put the power of our flexible, segmentable mindframes to work for your organization.